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Jon Stewart gives Wendy Davis enticing suggestion for saving campaign

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 10:35

**Written by Doug Powers

In the Texas race for Governor, Greg Abbott is up on Wendy Davis by healthy double digits. With a week to go until the election, Davis needs something big, and during her appearance on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart tried to help:

“That’s one of the reasons I was so committed to this race – making sure we were going to force into a general election a real conversation about the things that really matter to people,” Davis added.

After Davis spoke of how the abortion restrictions she filibustered against “resulted in exactly what we feared” – the closure of clinics throughout the state – Stewart countered by riffing on a local staple.

“Can Austin do some sort of a Planned Parenthood food truck thing?” Stewart asked.

Don’t think Davis didn’t find that intriguing:

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**Written by Doug Powers

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The spectacular self-immolation of Wendy R. Davis

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 22:45

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The spectacular self-immolation of Wendy Davis
by Michelle Malkin
Creators Syndicate
Copyright 2014

Wendy Russell Davis is on fire. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

I mean it in a five-alarm, set-her-own-skirt-aflame, billowing-human-torch kind of way. To say that Davis is smokin’ hot is not a compliment. It’s a campaign incineration status update.

The Democratic darling of the Hollywood Left and glamour gal of abortion thought her path to the Texas governor’s mansion would be a pink-sneakered walk in the park. Instead, her single-issue campaign has combusted.

The high point of Davis’ career came last year when she flamboyantly opposed state restrictions on late-term abortions in the wake of Philadelphia death-doc abortionist Kermit Gosnell’s baby-killing spree. Gosnell’s conviction provoked national revulsion at abortion gone wild. But Davis’ radical supporters at the Texas Capitol donned tampon earrings and waved uterus flags in solidarity with abortion rights at any cost. Planned Parenthood ghouls and celebrity femmes latched on to La Davis.

Militant gender identity politics, however, can only get you so far.

Davis’ gubernatorial bid the past month has been a series of unfortunate, cringe-inducing events exposing her empty soul. Last week, she insanely accused her opponent, Republican State Attorney General Greg Abbott, of wanting to ban “interracial marriage.” Abbott’s wife, Cecilia, is the Hispanic granddaughter of Mexican immigrants.

The week before, Davis ridiculed Abbott’s physical disability with a vulgar TV ad featuring an empty wheelchair. Abbott was paralyzed in 1984 when a tree fell on top of him while he was jogging. In response to a bipartisan backlash against her crass campaign insensitivity, Davis doubled down by attacking Abbott for lacking “empathy” — while she cynically surrounded herself at a damage-control press event with disabled human shields (one of whom had to be dragged away from the podium by a Davis staffer while the crowd waited in awkward silence for the next speaker).

To bolster her Girl Power bona fides, the Davis campaign disseminated a photo of young female “friends” posing on Twitter last week after voting for the Democratic candidate. The tweet carried the hashtag “#GenWendy.” Like, you know, “Generation Wendy.” The photo, however, turned out to be a pilfered image of young Virginia College Republicans getting out the vote for GOP gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie. “All out of support, Wendy?” a Virginia CR spokeswoman jibed. The “imaginary friends” of Wendy became a social media mockfest.

Desperate for positive press, Wendy welcomed New York City liberal Jon Stewart to Austin, Texas, for a last-ditch appeal on his comedy show Wednesday night. Quel appropriate: a professional clown propping up a miserable joke of a candidacy. Trailing in all the major polls, bleeding cash and abandoned by women voters by double-digits, Davis turned to Stewart to get out the vote and pump up anemic sales of her book, “Forgetting to Be Afraid.”

Stewart forgot to mention the trail of discredited autobiographical details Davis exploited to gain a national platform. The Dallas Morning News reported earlier this year that she “blurred” several “key facts” of her rags-to-riches story. As feminists hailed the single mother for putting herself through Harvard University while caring for two young daughters, it emerged that a second husband had taken custody of Wendy’s girls, cashed in his 401(k) and secured a loan to support her higher ambitions (before she divorced him on the day he finished paying off her college debts).

Which-Way Wendy tried to pivot from her biography botch by becoming a born-again Second Amendment rights advocate (after working to ban gun shows while serving on the Fort Worth city council).

Me-Too Wendy attempted to burnish her border-control credentials by supporting Republican calls for an Ebola travel ban from West African countries (after earlier attacking Abbott over his “‘stop the invasion’ rhetoric” and accusing him of disliking “people who don’t look like him.”

And in the ghastliest turnaround since Linda Blair’s head spin in “The Exorcist,” No-Shame Wendy claimed she would support legislation banning abortions after 20 weeks—after vaulting into the national spotlight with her 13-hour back-brace-and-comfy-shoes-aided filibuster on the Texas Senate floor last year against the very bill that would have outlawed late-term abortions and cracked down on filthy, dangerous abortion clinics like the one serial baby-killer Gosnell operated for 15 years thanks to shoddy government oversight and abortion-rights apathy.

Callous evil is as callous evil does.

The lady parts-obsessed liberal bet all her feminist marbles on her chromosomes. After Election Day, all Wendy Davis will have to show for it are well-coifed selfies and the ashes of her Vogue magazine fashion photo spread.

Sen. Mary Landrieu enters voluntary quarantine in last-ditch effort to save campaign

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 13:32

**Written by Doug Powers

null Sen. Landrieu, above, plans to remain isolated for the next 7 days

Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu has been making distance from President Obama for some time now, reminding voters about that whopping 4 percent of the time she didn’t vote with Obama’s agenda. It’s an effort that doesn’t appear to be selling.

Time to sweeten the deal:

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If that doesn’t move the polls, Landrieu’s “nuclear option” is to be photographed assisting Ted Cruz with a keg stand.

It wasn’t always this way:

**Written by Doug Powers

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Hillary Clinton: Now that I’m speaking to a different audience, I can tell you that businesses DO create jobs

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 10:08

**Written by Doug Powers

Just about everybody knows what Hillary Clinton said the other day, and everybody also knows that she meant it. She was speaking to a particular audience, Elizabeth Warren was in the house, and Clinton simply couldn’t afford to be outdone in the “you didn’t build that” department.

Was anything about this unclear?

With that targeted message having been delivered, Clinton then switched gears for a different audience and adapted quickly to new surroundings in the name of self-preservation while chameleons everywhere went “how does she do that?”

Three days after Hillary Clinton said businesses don’t create jobs, she cleaned up the remark, part of a critique of trickle-down economics, explaining she had “shorthanded this point the other day.”
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On Monday at a campaign event for New York Rep. Sean Maloney, a former aide to President Bill Clinton, Clinton went for a do-over, saying, “Let me be absolutely clear about what I’ve been saying for a couple of decades [with the exception of the other day - DP]: Our economy grows when businesses and entrepreneurs create good-paying jobs here in an America where workers and families are empowered to build from the bottom up and the middle out — not when we hand out tax breaks for corporations that outsource jobs or stash their profits overseas.”

In fairness, Hillary didn’t realize her claim that businesses and corporations don’t create jobs was wrong the other day until she was walking off stage, stopped, slapped herself in the forehead and said, “Whitewater! Duh!”

**Written by Doug Powers

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But remember, the border is secure!

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 13:21

**Written by Doug Powers

Though I’m still laughing at the times Janet Napolitano and Harry Reid said “the border is secure,” the mounting evidence that they’re lying about that is no laughing matter:

A man suspected of killing two deputies during a shooting rampage in Northern California was deported twice to Mexico and had a drug conviction, federal authorities said Saturday.

The suspected shooter told Sacramento County Sheriff’s investigators that he was 34-year-old Marcelo Marquez of Salt Lake City. However, his fingerprints match the biometric records of a Luis Enrique Monroy-Bracamonte in a federal database, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Virginia Kice said.

To top that off, last year the Obama administration released over 2,000 illegals and told Congress they were “low risk” offenders. Yeah, not so much:

New records contradict the Obama administration’s assurances to Congress and the public that the 2,200 people it freed from immigration jails last year to save money had only minor criminal records.

The records, obtained by USA TODAY, show immigration officials released some undocumented immigrants who had faced far more serious criminal charges, including people charged with kidnapping, sexual assault, drug trafficking and homicide.

Meanwhile, much of Congress just takes it.

**Written by Doug Powers

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Paging Eric Holder (again): Hundreds of thousands of illegal votes are cast every year

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 10:56

**Written by Doug Powers

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The headline for this article at WaPo should be “in case you were wondering the real reason Dems are opposed to voter ID laws…”

How many non-citizens participate in U.S. elections? More than 14 percent of non-citizens in both the 2008 and 2010 samples indicated that they were registered to vote. Furthermore, some of these non-citizens voted. Our best guess, based upon extrapolations from the portion of the sample with a verified vote, is that 6.4 percent of non-citizens voted in 2008 and 2.2 percent of non-citizens voted in 2010.

Because non-citizens tended to favor Democrats (Obama won more than 80 percent of the votes of non-citizens in the 2008 CCES sample), we find that this participation was large enough to plausibly account for Democratic victories in a few close elections. Non-citizen votes could have given Senate Democrats the pivotal 60th vote needed to overcome filibusters in order to pass health-care reform and other Obama administration priorities in the 111th Congress. Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) won election in 2008 with a victory margin of 312 votes. Votes cast by just 0.65 percent of Minnesota non-citizens could account for this margin. It is also possible that non-citizen votes were responsible for Obama’s 2008 victory in North Carolina. Obama won the state by 14,177 votes, so a turnout by 5.1 percent of North Carolina’s adult non-citizens would have provided this victory margin.

But according to Eric Holder, voter ID laws are “unnecessary restrictions that discourage and discriminate or that disenfranchise in the name of a problem that doesn’t exist.” Hey, if the majority of those illegal votes were going towards Republicans Holder would probably have the same position (pause for laughter).

12 million adult non-citizens in US. If 6.4% voted in 08 = 770k illegal votes. But remember 'vote fraud is a myth.' http://t.co/07yGa6kHRT

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 25, 2014

People who say voter ID laws are threats to “democracy” are two letters off — they’re actually threats to “Democrats.” But at least there’s no better way to get Dems, who can easily explain away an $18 trillion national debt, to suddenly be concerned about fiscal responsibility:

In 2011, Republicans have advanced photo ID legislation in at least 35 states. The report concluded that if these 35 states enact a photo ID law, they collectively will spend at least $276 million, and possibly as much as $828 million, in the first four years alone. At a time when states are experiencing huge budget shortfalls, it would be an enormous waste to spend hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to disenfranchise voters.

**Written by Doug Powers

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Hillary Clinton shores up the lefty base: Businesses don’t create jobs — gov’t raising the minimum wage does!

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 06:38

**Written by Doug Powers

Hillary Clinton (D-eadBroke) was in Massachusetts Friday to campaign for Martha Coakley. Also campaigning for Coakley was Elizabeth Warren, a fellow traveler with those in the “you didn’t build that” movement.

Obviously Hillary realizes Warren could be one of her obstacles to the 2016 Dem nomination, because she’s starting to try and steal a share of Fauxcahontas’ socialist street cred.

Video by way of the Washington Free Beacon, transcript via me:

“Don’t let anybody tell you that raising the minimum wage will kill jobs. They always say that. I’ve been through this — my husband gave working families a raise in the 1990′s — I voted to raise the minimum wage, and guess what: Millions of jobs were created or paid better, and more families were secure. That’s what we want to see here, and that’s what we want to see across the country. And, don’t let anybody tell you that, you know, it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs. You know that old theory, trickle-down economics — that has been tried, that has failed — it has failed rather spectacularly.”

Corporations and businesses only create jobs when they’re paying Hillary Clinton a six-figure check to speak to them — otherwise, they’re a hindrance to “progress.” Just ask the Labor Secretary.

**Written by Doug Powers

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Where was President Obama?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 08:06

Where was President Obama?
by Michelle Malkin
Creators Syndicate
Copyright 2014

President Obama says he’s “shaken” by this week’s violent attacks on three soldiers in Ottawa by an Islamic jihadist. He immediately phoned Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to offer support and “solidarity.” He vowed to “remain vigilant.”

Too bad Obama didn’t show the same resolve after multiple attacks and plots against our troops by Muslim terrorists on our soil.

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And I’m not just talking about the “workplace violence” of jihadist Nidal Hasan, whose Koran-inspired Fort Hood rampage took the lives of 13 American servicemen and servicewomen and one unborn baby.

An entire parade of infidel-hating fanatics targeted U.S. soldiers long before Islamic State barbarians issued threats against our military personnel and their families this fall. What happened in Canada — what ISIS wants worldwide — has been happening here for years under Barry-come-lately’s watch.

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Where was President Obama when Muslim convert Muhammad Hussain was arrested in Maryland in 2010 after scheming to blow up an Army recruitment office to avenge his “Muslim brothers and sisters”? Hussain’s message: “Whoever joins the military, they will be killed.” He planned to “blow one recruiting center up … then we hit another … and just keep it movin’ … Insha’ Allah. … Insha’ Allah. … Do it for jihad.” Next, Hussain told informants he would take on Andrews Air Force Base, blow it up and then take over the homes of military personnel.

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Where was President Obama when Ethiopian-born Muslim Marine reservist Jonathan Melaku — shouting “Allahu Akbar” — fired shots at the Marine Corps Museum in D.C., the Pentagon, a vacant Marine Corps recruiting station in Chantilly, Va., and a Coast Guard recruiting station in Woodbridge, Va., during a months-long jihad campaign in 2010-2011?

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Where was President Obama when Muslim Pvt. Naser Jason Abdo, who went AWOL from Fort Campbell, Ky., was arrested in 2011 with explosives, a gun and jihadi propaganda? Abdo, who shouted, “Nidal Hasan Fort Hood 2009!” after his arrest, planned to attack soldiers at a restaurant near the base.

Where was President Obama when a gang of Islamic thugs in Newburgh, N.Y., was arrested plotting to “bring death to Jews” at nearby synagogues and “commit jihad” by shooting planes at the local Air National Guard base with Stinger surface-to-air guided missiles?

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Where was President Obama in June 2011 when Seattle jihadists Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif, also known as Joseph Anthony Davis of Seattle, and Walli Mujahidh, also known as Frederick Domingue Jr., were busted after plotting to attack the Military Entrance Processing Station in Seattle in a shooting and grenade spree. “Imagine how many young Muslims, if we’re successful, will try to hit these kinds of centers,” Abdul-Latif (an admirer of Fort Hood killer Nidal Hasan) exulted. “Imagine how fearful America will be, and they’ll know they can’t push the Muslims around.” His bloodthirsty agenda: “Hopefully there will be more soldiers who come out of the woodwork to serve Allah.”

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Where was President Obama when Muslim convert Muhammad Yusuf (a.k.a. Jose Pimentel) was caught by New York City police in 2011 building a pipe bomb he planned to use to kill police and U.S. soldiers returning from war in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yusuf declared that he would wage holy war in the Big Apple to show that “there (were) mujahideen in the city ready to fight jihad here.”

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Where was President Obama when Rezwan Matin Ferdaus was arrested in Framingham, Mass., in 2011 while planning an attack on the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol with explosives-packed model airplanes, automatic weapons and grenades? Ferdaus declared his intent to “disable their military center,” “cut off the military” and then “take care of the politicians.”

Where was President Obama after an Islamic terrorist ring in Raleigh, N.C., got busted in 2009 plotting to bomb military installations and die “as martyrs in furtherance of violent jihad”? They received overseas training, conducted surveillance of the Quantico, Va., Marine base and conspired to kidnap, maim and kill American targets abroad, as well.

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And where was President Obama in June 2009 when Abdul Hakim Mujahid Muhammad walked into an Arkansas Army recruiting center, murdered 24-year-old Pvt. William Long and gravely wounded 18-year-old Pvt. Quinton Ezeagwula?

The Little Rock jihadist had planned on killing many more “infidel forces” in the name of Allah. “The U.S. has to pay for the rape, murder, bloodshed, blasphemy it has done and still doing to the Muslims and Islam,” Muhammad warned. “So consider this a small retaliation the best is to come Allah willing. This is not the first attack and won’t be the last.”

It took three days for the White House to issue a pathetic politically correct statement expressing “sadness” over the attack, which Obama opaquely described as a “senseless act of violence” (instead of the intentional, systematic act of Islamic terrorism that it was). In the same week, the Obama administration issued an immediate condemnation and statement of “outrage” over the shooting death of late-term abortionist George Tiller.

Where was Obama? Sabotaging our borders, restricting our gun rights, working to free Gitmo jihadists, decrying Islamophobia, demonizing conservatives, welcoming jihad sympathizers to the White House and putting politics over national security.

Now “shaken” over the death of a Canadian soldier killed by a jihadist, our president has barely stirred in response to the homegrown Islamic terror campaign against our men and women in uniform under his own aloof nose.

Great: Nurse later diagnosed with Ebola flew because CDC told her it was OK despite low-grade fever

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:35

**Written by Doug Powers

Earlier today, CDC Director Tom Frieden said that the second nurse to later be diagnosed with Ebola shouldn’t have been allowed to fly.

What Frieden didn’t say was that the CDC gave her the green light to get on the plane in spite of a low grade fever:

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said that Vinson called the agency several times before flying, saying that she had a fever with a temperature of 99.5 degrees. But because her fever wasn’t 100.4 degrees or higher, she didn’t officially fall into the group of “high risk” and was allowed to fly.

I can’t help but wonder if the CDC would have OK’d her to board the flight if her seat assignment were next to one Tom Frieden.

**Written by Doug Powers

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Number of people saying ‘do not panic’ about Ebola might be about to drop now that it’s in NYC

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:10

**Written by Doug Powers

A doctor who had been working with Doctors Without Borders in Africa has been diagnosed with Ebola in New York City:

A doctor in New York City who recently returned from treating Ebola patients in Guinea tested positive for the Ebola virus Thursday, becoming the city’s first diagnosed case.

The doctor, Craig Spencer, was rushed to Bellevue Hospital Center on Thursday and placed in isolation while health care workers spread out across the city to trace anyone he might have come into contact with in recent days. A further test will be conducted by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to confirm the initial test.

While officials have said they expected isolated cases of the disease to arrive in New York eventually, and had been preparing for this moment for months, the first case highlighted the challenges surrounding containment of the virus, especially in a crowded metropolis.

The concern is that just before diagnosis, the doctor had been on the subway, to a bowling alley (which is now closed), and possibly to a restaurant.

Don’t worry though, because the U.S. now has an Ebola Czar who is an expert in implementation and management, just in case Ebola needs to be shown just who’s boss when it comes to corralling a bunch of bureaucrats into a room to strategize about things they know very little about. But rumor has it Ronald Klain did once roll a 137 at Harvard Lanes in rented shoes, so by this administration’s definition of “communicable disease expert,” he’s got the bowling angle handled.

The MSM’s approach is about to swing wildly:

Now we get to watch smug NYC journos who were lecturing everyone else not to freak out about Ebola…freak out about Ebola.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 24, 2014

Regardless of how Ebola arrived in NYC, the calls for flight bans from affected countries aren’t exactly about to decline either.

In closing, Ed Morrissey at Hot Air made a good point:

We should note that Dr. Spencer put his life on the line to help people in Guinea, a courageous effort that deserves recognition. It doesn’t change the fact that running around on public transportation within the incubation period to go bowling seems very irresponsible — and if a doctor can’t be disciplined enough to self-isolate, those with less understanding of the issues probably won’t be either.

**Written by Doug Powers

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‘Only white boy on the east side of Wilmington’ Joe Biden warns of ‘crazy’ Tea Party

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:35

**Written by Doug Powers

The Joe Biden headline of the week (so far):

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Vice President “put y’all back in chains” is cranking up the rhetoric heading into next month’s elections. Translation from the Pander-Matic 5000: I speak jive:

Vice President Joe Biden, in a closed-door meeting with black clergy in South Carolina on Tuesday, referred to himself as “the only white boy on the east side of Wilmington” as he recalled his days as a Delaware public defender and pressed faith leaders to elect Democrats this year.

He offered a candid critique of Republicans, calling the tea party “crazy,” according to a detailed readout of Biden’s remarks provided to CNN by a person in the room.

“This is not your father’s Republican Party,” he said, according to the source. “This is a different breed of cat, man. I am not making a moral judgment, but I will tell you that they have no judgment.”

“This is not your father’s Republican party”? Beats a reminder about their grandfather’s Democratic party, right Joe?

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Caption DWS after being asked which Senate Dems Obama has been campaigning for

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:21

**Written by Doug Powers

It’s a good thing they didn’t ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she voted for Obama — she might have gone full-blown “Scanners” (via Twitchy):

The latest awkward moment between President Obama and Democrats has arrived http://t.co/6drjZtbDli https://t.co/YfG4iPVvRH

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) October 23, 2014

“Homina homina homina…”

Caption away!

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Just to get things started: “What do you mean you can’t find my perm kit?”

New Hampshire Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is among those Dems who know that if Obama were to show up, he’d be handing out cancellation notices — except this time for something much more important, like her Senate seat:

"We have a lot going on. I don't think it makes sense for the president " to come to nh right now – @SenatorShaheen #nhsendebate

— Dana Bash (@DanaBashCNN) October 23, 2014

Maybe Alaska Dem Sen. Mark Begich will be a little more open to bragging about his support for, and from, Obama:

Will Georgia Democrat Senate candidate Michelle Nunn be more open to discussing how she has and will support Obama’s agenda if she’s elected next month?

And don’t forget about true patriot Alison Grimes, who knows that American heroes have fought and died for her right not to admit who she voted for.

They’re SO braggadocious about what’s been accomplished in the last few years!

**Written by Doug Powers

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Shocker! Somehow a voting machine in Cook County, Illinois knows just what to do

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 22:26

**Written by Doug Powers

Who’s up for a re-run of “The Daley Show”?

The “honest mistakes” with these things almost always favor Democrats — even more so when we’re talking about voting machines in Cook County, Illinois:

Early voting in Illinois got off to a rocky start Monday, as votes being cast for Republican candidates were transformed into votes for Democrats.

Republican state representative candidate Jim Moynihan went to vote Monday at the Schaumburg Public Library.

“I tried to cast a vote for myself and instead it cast the vote for my opponent,” Moynihan said. “You could imagine my surprise as the same thing happened with a number of races when I tried to vote for a Republican and the machine registered a vote for a Democrat.”

Clearly the machine was programmed incorrectly — every vote for a Republican is supposed to record THREE votes for the Democrat. Somebody’s getting fired!

But in a county that banned “honest mistakes” in elections decades ago, this is nevertheless being called an honest mistake:

Cook County Board of Elections Deputy Communications Director Jim Scalzitti told Illinois Watchdog the machine was taken out of service and tested.

“This was a calibration error of the touch-screen on the machine,” Scalzitti said. “When Mr. Moynihan used the touch-screen, it improperly assigned his votes due to improper calibration.”

The voting machine in Cook County knew it was supposed to change the Republican vote to Democrat all on its own? It’s like the “Skynet” of Illinois voting shenanigans. If it becomes self-aware before November of 2016, Barack Obama gets a third term.

County election officials plan to contact others who voted in the district on the same machine as soon as somebody finds the Ouija board.

(h/t Illinois Review)

**Written by Doug Powers

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